overheard on a hike

“if you guys want dolma we can arrange for dolma”

“there was blood all over the bed”

“do smaller eyes require less use of sunglasses”
(jk this was a thought by me)

“so and so is dating a korean mormon”

“morning”
(ignored)
“good morning”
“good morning!”
“morning”
(ignored)

“you walk fast!” (from two kind old ladies)

“how much farther?”

“divorce is not an option”

“morning”
(me to someone at a time way past noon)